Friday, April 16, 2010

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Episode 4 - The first step towards the triumph

extra work. Extra work on weekends. Easter weekend, plus. I was there to hear my boss was giving me this bad news and tried in vain to look complicit colleagues. There was no understanding? Let's step back ...

Three days after the last episode

A normal evening at the local bar, all together males and females. There was talk of more of less, but most of the plans for their good-byes. Males make their announcement: "Well, really, that is, you know, I do not know where to go, but certainly nonandiamopiĆ¹adAmsterdam. "" What? "" Do not we go to Amsterdam. " Our reaction? "UAH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH !!!!". I tried to add something, but "UAH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH" was what I came out. It was not understood because Amsterdam has been abandoned. Spouse's fault, not wanting to go in the city of sin, guilt, as the Bride who has threatened to abstinence for the rest of life, in fact the windows of that city would no longer be a problem.
In the meantime we had made fun of the blog entry, spreading it among relatives, friends, colleagues and acquaintances. Oh well, there you will have noticed also, maybe we were a pochiiino haunting, but it's for a good cause! The next day I went to work as usual. It was Friday and so a weekend in intensive interviews, social engagements, events to raise funds (by, pretend to believe for the sake of the narrative). You will understand then that the news of having to work the weekend to weigh upon me like a storm after you've washed the windows. And this brings us back to the beginning of our post. "The customer wants changes at work by Monday. This means we have to redo everything, "that is, translate in my language, meaning" Forget to leave this office, at least until Monday. " Ok C, concentrated, what he is saying really the boss? "... Each page is rewritten. And as always, all changes must be accompanied by ... April Fools! "Eh? Someone hand me an envelope in the square, laughing and applauding all around me. There are waterfalls in full! But the surprise is not over. Ok I should not work on weekends, but here's half a bag! I open with your ticket and with best wishes for my birthday (ed from just twenty-six are no longer, sigh), there are a lot of euros, the contribution of my colleagues to the cause of the blog! I was moved, incredulous and happy! Still I am not clear if they did to stop me from breaking the bales with the history of the blog or give me a birthday gift, but I like to think the latter. With

Amsterdam neutralized first sponsorship obtained, nothing could stop us. But we escaped a detail: where the boys would go instead of Amsterdam? Continued ...



ps: I usually take some poetic license, but the history of April Fool's joke is true! Indeed, I take this opportunity to thank my colleagues once again!

Friday, April 9, 2010

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Episode 3 - The cold shower, or the boyfriend that you do not expect too

Things were putting exactly as we wanted. We had a goal and a very exciting project sponsorship that gave us the right boost to better face the challenge with the enemies (yes, they always, males). But the cold showers are still there and it also did not let us wait.
Now, before you continue, you need a small group presentation, but rest assured, I will outline - If in the meantime can you imagine a soundtrack of martial arts films would pleasant thing, thanks -

S. Fun and friendly, however, has a mania for cleaning and hygiene difficult to control. Distinguishing features: she likes to get high with sugar and is dangerous in hand with the Amuchina gel.

P. Do not be fooled by his air of a princess and the pea: it has the fighting spirit of the woman and her manager that we have our press contacts.
Distinguishing features: no contact lenses do not even recognize his mother.

E. Catholic education had made a promising Oratory. But the meeting with the right people has saved from this sad fate.
Distinguishing features: he knows all the pressure points of the human body, even the one after three day you die.

M. Also known as the London. Beware ... has different personalities, even we know them all ...
Distinguishing features: it is a master of Kung Fu, but swears that he only attended a few meetings. And he lost.

Spouse: Sweet, gentle, excellent in household chores, but sexy when she wants. In short, the ideal wife!
Distinguishing features: Bride, Groom is my opinion that does not read this blog ... that is, you could also write the truth ...

C, that is me. The only balanced group. At least it takes, right?
Distinguishing features: perfect. From every point of view! (A prize to those who recognize the quote!)

Back to the shower cold. When everything seemed perfect, we receive an email from one of the many personalities of M, the personality of the bride and Nostalgic unhappy.

"Loved the bachelorette party, I can not wait! But know that there will also be my boyfriend! "

Coooooooooooooosa?? "My boyfriend "???? You can imagine the laughter of enemies to the news ...
And once again we, the local bar, we were wondering which bachelorette party would be with a boyfriend to control us. Fortunately, the wheel spins, and after this bad news, we expected a rematch.

Continued ...

PS: I do not know if after today's post I will have permission to write on this blog, so I greet you as if it were the last time ... Goodbye! C.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Why Would Temperature Of 4 Year Old Drop To 96.5

E. says its

Ohi dear blogger, here I am! It 'also came my turn to spill the beans, to bring out the skeletons from the cabinet. Well yes, 'that famous night in which the idea of \u200b\u200bthe blog and' became a reality I was not there. I was elsewhere with Bride and I knew it all only a few hours later.
read the mail I immediately thought it was a virus: they say that casserole?!? Sell \u200b\u200byour back?!? We are sure that it is not misunderstood, that there is under house some maniac whose vocabulary was very particular interpretation of the most common words?!? Calm. First, what a brilliant idea!; secondly, that paranoia I do?!?, last but not least, that's cool: a paid weekend, 5-star hotel in London glamourissima, x Bride wonderful party, three days with friends ...! ! Calm. All this is by no means obvious: now we must find a sponsor and then ... go with the mail! To all: knowledge, colleagues and friends. Way to posts and appeals on the internet. This, I confess, because we want to avoid what all of us, deep down, we fear. We promise that if we do not find a sponsor to advertise some association 'feminine': Please, do not make us go to London on the back says "Take care of yourself, do the Pap test. "
Continued ...

E.

Monday, April 5, 2010

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Friday, April 2, 2010

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Episode 2 - vs London. Amsterdam

" Fuck and Run pride, that he has ruined more oil, "Vasco sang a few years ago. I do not know if we will end up ruined but certainly we could not ignore the pride that the arrival of the boys, it was completely taken possession of us. We were sitting at the table to look into this idea but we had not considered one thing: Bride also has a Spouse . She is married, as all married couples, has friends who have the terrible habit of organizing those events extravagant, vulgar and inconsiderate also known as "Stag Party." Just then they enter the bar, enemies, Friends say Spouse. - Ciaaaaooooo! - Bacinobacino - How are you? - Bacinobacino - So how are you? - Bacinobacino - But did you cut your hair? - Bacinobacino - But you have bigger boobs. Have you gained? - No river - Horned -. The meeting, however, had a specific purpose, namely to discover their intentions for the feast of the Bridegroom. We expected that at most they could organize an evening with alcohol and strippers but ... the program was a weekend in Amsterdam! Are not you upset? Perhaps you have not got it right: AMSTERDAM! European city of sin, drugs, liberty e. .. Oh well, we understood each other. Then S has expressed out loud what we all think. I still remember when he got up standing on a chair, put his hand over his heart and looking at the horizon spoke these words: "We do not wield ever drugs, with filth, entertainment facilities of a city like Amsterdam. But I swear that the bride's bachelorette party will be the most fun event of the year - or at least the last six months - and God is my witness! Because males can steal everything, but we do not ever take away the libertaaaĆ  "P, still sitting at the table with me, exclaimed:" Oh heck. It's crazy. And then he did not think of one thing: the events cost money. And then spark. We looked and it seemed clear what we should do: "We need a sponsor."

Continued ...