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Episode 5 - So 'boys ....

Now that the crime took place I can finally talk. Stockholm. This was the place where he held the bachelor's Spouse. The news we received were few and fragmentary, so nothing prevents me from filling the gaps in the plot with a little 'imagination ... To safeguarding the privacy of players I will use fictitious names, impossible to recognize: Linh, Tuca, Daro, Dera, Goofy, Scemone, Fido. Guest star: Tarlo

08:00 Daro shows timely appointment in the house of bridegroom.

09:15 arrive the other participants. 09:16

cigarette break.

09.25 Participants intercom, forgetting the plan to be open to surprise the Wedding celebrated in his room.

09.26 Enter Spouse's room with gongs, shouts, etc. ..

10.30 Spouse wakes up.

10:45 Here we go!

11.30 The nine drinking a beer on the plane and then run away without paying. Worm is the first to realize that it's dangerous escape from an aircraft in flight. Farewell Tarlo. The eight

16:00 arriving in Stockholm and reach the center with their coats and bearskin hats but they are outweighed by blondes in bikinis. The thermometer marks 25 degrees. Linho observes: "It must be broken. It is known that in Stockholm it's cold. " The others agree and continue, sweating. 17:00

The eight reach the hostel, checking them in, throw your bags on the bed and then run away without paying.

20:00 Eight running around the hostel in search of the subway. Dera was sure it was close to the hostel, but obviously it was wrong.

20:30 Eight drink a beer and find that in Sweden beers can not exceed 3.5 degrees. Then run away without paying. 21:00

The eight losers back to the hostel, overlooking the window and see the pavement below the subway station.

21:05 Tuca suggests, given the hour, wash and go out for dinner. The only other declared "go out for dinner."

21:40 Eight finally manage to find the metro station. Goofy then commented: "To see it from above it seemed easy to reach, but then hid, crazy!"

22:00 Arrival at a downtown restaurant. Scemone burps to celebrate.

23:30 After eating a reindeer head (children, no gifts this Christmas), the eight run away without paying.

23:45 Start the tour of the premises! Scemone burps to celebrate.

00:00 Arrival in the first disco. Enter Daro and Linh, but the others remain outside.

Linho 00:15, after talking for a while 'with a Swedish guy was convinced that Pippo (understandable, Goofy has the typical features Swedish), he realizes that others are still out. Try to convince the bouncer to let in all, but was expelled in his turn. The same fate Daro. Scemone burps to celebrate.

2:00 came on the second club. Enter all, take a drink and then run away without paying.

03:00 Arrival in the third disco. Fido offers to take a drink and stay a while 'to dance, just because maybe speak with some Swedish girl would not be sorry. Scemone approves belching.

04:00 The eight dance, drink and then run away from Sweden who tried to molest. In Sweden, girls are ahead of us, no doubt about it.

05:00 Time to go back to the hostel. The Metro stations are hidden again, crazy, so the eight are divided, those who return by taxi, and then run away without paying, and some on foot.

06:00 Bridegroom, and Linho Tuca, walking the streets of Stockholm, believe they can catch the hares sacred queen of Sweden

07:00 Arrival at the hostel and breakfast for all based on hare. Scemone burps to celebrate.

This is a summary, truthfully as possible, of what has happened in Stockholm. Invite the boys to take this story with a due sense of humor, to comment as they believe the lie and, if they dare! But you Bride preparations, missing just now.

Continued ...

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romantic interlude

Like all the best television series, but here I quote a break. But this is not due to a writers' strike, I say, but in fact a much more serious. From the way it had ended the last episode, I should tell you this in the counter-move of the enemies, namely choosing a new destination after the failure of Amsterdam (UAHUAHUAHUAH ... sorry, I can not help it), but, yes, they are was kidnapped and threatened with death if they reveal the city ahead of time. In reality these threats are unnecessary, since those wizards of the enemy almost-almost ruined the surprise ... but there you are alone, since after all the things I have to say much, wait till the famous stag takes place to move forward with history.

I had lots of suggestions in this regard. Insert photos of us naked, point to a turning soft-porn-lesbian, promise the highest performance ... but I suspect that those who advised me not, say, disinterested. And then after all I'm seeing a young maiden of good family, I decided to follow the romantic side of me and tell the beginning of this whole story. No, not the birth of the blog, that already, but the birth of the love story between bride and groom. Well, make yourself comfortable, you start!

It was a dark and stormy night (it was really, it was Halloween!) A couple of years ago. NonancoraSposa wandered long in search of a real man, able to face any situation, a lover of art, sports, and sure of himself ... and then what?? Do not overdo it, in fact she was enough of these things with a clear mission and traveled the world in search of an individual who did not seem to exist. That night, along with her friends, she entered a room. People people music music music people. No. Let's go for a drink, ok. Even people music people music people and then ... and then he! The only human being with a mess like this could have fallen asleep, among other things sitting on an uncomfortable wooden chair. Yes, because it appeared NonancoraSposo encounter that changed his life. And let this be known, so will a lot of other episodes!

But now the lightning struck and NonancoraSposa was already cooked. They spoke after NonancoraSposa a mine blew up next to him to wake him. -Are you a real man? - Oh, well, just woke up, 't is that control ... yes! I am! - Do you know any situation? - Well I do not know all-all, but I know for sure the engine repair and assemble your furniture - Oh well, it can go. Love art? - Hem ... sure ... - Sports? - Mizzega! I reckless tendencies-suicide-murderers in the snow with a snowboard and you will see that will appeal to you too! - Sure Shit ... you? - Of course baby! - And then he kissed her. I believe that have not yet stopped .... Continued ...

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Episode 4 - The first step towards the triumph

extra work. Extra work on weekends. Easter weekend, plus. I was there to hear my boss was giving me this bad news and tried in vain to look complicit colleagues. There was no understanding? Let's step back ...

Three days after the last episode

A normal evening at the local bar, all together males and females. There was talk of more of less, but most of the plans for their good-byes. Males make their announcement: "Well, really, that is, you know, I do not know where to go, but certainly nonandiamopiùadAmsterdam. "" What? "" Do not we go to Amsterdam. " Our reaction? "UAH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH !!!!". I tried to add something, but "UAH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH" was what I came out. It was not understood because Amsterdam has been abandoned. Spouse's fault, not wanting to go in the city of sin, guilt, as the Bride who has threatened to abstinence for the rest of life, in fact the windows of that city would no longer be a problem.
In the meantime we had made fun of the blog entry, spreading it among relatives, friends, colleagues and acquaintances. Oh well, there you will have noticed also, maybe we were a pochiiino haunting, but it's for a good cause! The next day I went to work as usual. It was Friday and so a weekend in intensive interviews, social engagements, events to raise funds (by, pretend to believe for the sake of the narrative). You will understand then that the news of having to work the weekend to weigh upon me like a storm after you've washed the windows. And this brings us back to the beginning of our post. "The customer wants changes at work by Monday. This means we have to redo everything, "that is, translate in my language, meaning" Forget to leave this office, at least until Monday. " Ok C, concentrated, what he is saying really the boss? "... Each page is rewritten. And as always, all changes must be accompanied by ... April Fools! "Eh? Someone hand me an envelope in the square, laughing and applauding all around me. There are waterfalls in full! But the surprise is not over. Ok I should not work on weekends, but here's half a bag! I open with your ticket and with best wishes for my birthday (ed from just twenty-six are no longer, sigh), there are a lot of euros, the contribution of my colleagues to the cause of the blog! I was moved, incredulous and happy! Still I am not clear if they did to stop me from breaking the bales with the history of the blog or give me a birthday gift, but I like to think the latter. With

Amsterdam neutralized first sponsorship obtained, nothing could stop us. But we escaped a detail: where the boys would go instead of Amsterdam? Continued ...



ps: I usually take some poetic license, but the history of April Fool's joke is true! Indeed, I take this opportunity to thank my colleagues once again!

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Episode 3 - The cold shower, or the boyfriend that you do not expect too

Things were putting exactly as we wanted. We had a goal and a very exciting project sponsorship that gave us the right boost to better face the challenge with the enemies (yes, they always, males). But the cold showers are still there and it also did not let us wait.
Now, before you continue, you need a small group presentation, but rest assured, I will outline - If in the meantime can you imagine a soundtrack of martial arts films would pleasant thing, thanks -

S. Fun and friendly, however, has a mania for cleaning and hygiene difficult to control. Distinguishing features: she likes to get high with sugar and is dangerous in hand with the Amuchina gel.

P. Do not be fooled by his air of a princess and the pea: it has the fighting spirit of the woman and her manager that we have our press contacts.
Distinguishing features: no contact lenses do not even recognize his mother.

E. Catholic education had made a promising Oratory. But the meeting with the right people has saved from this sad fate.
Distinguishing features: he knows all the pressure points of the human body, even the one after three day you die.

M. Also known as the London. Beware ... has different personalities, even we know them all ...
Distinguishing features: it is a master of Kung Fu, but swears that he only attended a few meetings. And he lost.

Spouse: Sweet, gentle, excellent in household chores, but sexy when she wants. In short, the ideal wife!
Distinguishing features: Bride, Groom is my opinion that does not read this blog ... that is, you could also write the truth ...

C, that is me. The only balanced group. At least it takes, right?
Distinguishing features: perfect. From every point of view! (A prize to those who recognize the quote!)

Back to the shower cold. When everything seemed perfect, we receive an email from one of the many personalities of M, the personality of the bride and Nostalgic unhappy.

"Loved the bachelorette party, I can not wait! But know that there will also be my boyfriend! "

Coooooooooooooosa?? "My boyfriend "???? You can imagine the laughter of enemies to the news ...
And once again we, the local bar, we were wondering which bachelorette party would be with a boyfriend to control us. Fortunately, the wheel spins, and after this bad news, we expected a rematch.

Continued ...

PS: I do not know if after today's post I will have permission to write on this blog, so I greet you as if it were the last time ... Goodbye! C.